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Rant #100

admin — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 21:04:23 +0000

Please tell us NO!

Is this a freaking dream or what???

We really thought that 2011 was going to be the year……..the year we wouldn’t hear your rambling bursts of empty hot aired bullshit.

No luck…………maybe the Mayans are our only hope.

Rant #99

admin — Mon, 27 Sep 2010 06:41:29 +0000

REALLY?????? WHY???

You could have just shut your ass up and slept forever………..

Oh No…..not mighty mouth………..we couldn’t be so lucky…….

Next time fall asleep under a moving truck………….PLEASE!!!!!!

Rant #60

admin — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 18:54:31 +0000

OK Mr. Wonderless…………..Three choices huh?

We only need one………..the one that you jump off a cliff into a quarry………from 200 feet.

Now that would be a nice birthday gift for anyone……..

Rant #49

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:29:45 +0000

So it’s bye, bye Mully babe huh?

Why is she so freaking lucky Mr. Loser Boy………..

Why can’t you just say bye, bye to everyone………including yourself.

Two words……………Shut the Hell Up……….

Whatever

Rant #48

admin — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 22:17:58 +0000

Looking for a lighter on Bourbon Street….huh?

Why in the hell couldn’t you get run over by a freaking truck? Really dude couldn’t someone have just kicked you in the head a couple of times?

We can promise you that if they knew it was the Master of Blab crawling around they would have started a soccer game………..and you would have been the ball.

Perfect Storm?

You survived…………so much for perfect.

Rant #47

admin — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 23:12:42 +0000

Mr. Freaking Wonderful-less is out of hibernation again…………..Lucky freaking us.

Oh yea, hope the people in NOLA know you are now a Saints fan……….cause they can blame your sorry ass when they lose.

Super Bowl in New Orleans, huh?………..Bourbon Street and the obnoxious one………

Let’s just hope that Bourbon Street kicks your loser ass………..we are betting it will!!!!

Rant #46

admin — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 04:54:40 +0000

Trains, Planes and Automobiles?

Why can’t you just lay down under each one……….and let them run your fat ass over and over and over……

Couldn’t you just jump in front of a moving truck…………we thought you did…..

No we wished you did…………Happy Freaking New Years………….

2010 and blabber boy……..This could be a very long year.

So much for peace on earth…………..DAMN IT!

Rant #45

admin — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:23:46 +0000

Another Milestone…….Well maybe more like an Inch Stone!

Omni-Temperal? Past, Present and Future are one in the same?

Dude, what the hell planet are you from?

Seriously bro………..Soul Mates?

How in the hell can you be a soul mate……..if you don’t have a freaking soul?

Please, somebody. PLEASE!!!!!!

Rant #44

admin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:17:52 +0000

Mr. Bon Vivant?

Mr. New Braunfels?

How about Mr. Miserable…….
What a waste of time dude…..really just go the hell away and shut up!

Damn it………Why do you think anybody freaking cares?

No, no, no, no, no…….please don’t answer that. We can’t handle anymore hot air.

Rant #43

admin — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:47:46 +0000

Ernest Hemingway, Hunter S. Thompson, Chucc-man???????

Not quite jerk off.

Philosophical touchings………..WHAT?

Reconnect with who dude?
The only thing you need to reconnect is the hair dryer to the bathwater and turn the damn thing on. It’s bye, bye, Chucc-man………..

And just think……..in another week we can hear another “greatest rant of all time”.

Just put the barrel to our heads and squeeze the freaking trigger already!!!!!