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Rant #60

Coo Coo Ca Chook
Friday, April 16, 2010 in: Podcasts

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OK Mr. Wonderless…………..Three choices huh?

We only need one………..the one that you jump off a cliff into a quarry………from 200 feet.

Now that would be a nice birthday gift for anyone……..

Rant #49

Come Hungry.......Leave Fat
Wednesday, March 3, 2010 in: Podcasts

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So it’s bye, bye Mully babe huh?

Why is she so freaking lucky Mr. Loser Boy………..

Why can’t you just say bye, bye to everyone………including yourself.

Two words……………Shut the Hell Up……….

Whatever

Rant #48

Rolla in NOLA
Sunday, February 14, 2010 in: Podcasts

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Looking for a lighter on Bourbon Street….huh?

Why in the hell couldn’t you get run over by a freaking truck? Really dude couldn’t someone have just kicked you in the head a couple of times?

We can promise you that if they knew it was the Master of Blab crawling around they would have started a soccer game………..and you would have been the ball.

Perfect Storm?

You survived…………so much for perfect.

Rant #47

Mind if I Call You Babe?...Babe?
Thursday, January 28, 2010 in: Podcasts

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Mr. Freaking Wonderful-less is out of hibernation again…………..Lucky freaking us.

Oh yea, hope the people in NOLA know you are now a Saints fan……….cause they can blame your sorry ass when they lose.

Super Bowl in New Orleans, huh?………..Bourbon Street and the obnoxious one………

Let’s just hope that Bourbon Street kicks your loser ass………..we are betting it will!!!!

Rant #46

Flight Babe, New News Babe, PB & A
Sunday, January 3, 2010 in: Podcasts

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Trains, Planes and Automobiles?

Why can’t you just lay down under each one……….and let them run your fat ass over and over and over……

Couldn’t you just jump in front of a moving truck…………we thought you did…..

No we wished you did…………Happy Freaking New Years………….

2010 and blabber boy……..This could be a very long year.

So much for peace on earth…………..DAMN IT!

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