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Rant #100

Tag the Bag Lady
Friday, January 14, 2011 in: Podcasts

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Please tell us NO!

Is this a freaking dream or what???

We really thought that 2011 was going to be the year……..the year we wouldn’t hear your rambling bursts of empty hot aired bullshit.

No luck…………maybe the Mayans are our only hope.

Rant #99

A Bug, A Maybe & A Buffalo Babe
Sunday, September 26, 2010 in: Podcasts

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REALLY?????? WHY???

You could have just shut your ass up and slept forever………..

Oh No…..not mighty mouth………..we couldn’t be so lucky…….

Next time fall asleep under a moving truck………….PLEASE!!!!!!

Rant #60

Coo Coo Ca Chook
Friday, April 16, 2010 in: Podcasts

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OK Mr. Wonderless…………..Three choices huh?

We only need one………..the one that you jump off a cliff into a quarry………from 200 feet.

Now that would be a nice birthday gift for anyone……..

Rant #49

Come Hungry.......Leave Fat
Wednesday, March 3, 2010 in: Podcasts

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So it’s bye, bye Mully babe huh?

Why is she so freaking lucky Mr. Loser Boy………..

Why can’t you just say bye, bye to everyone………including yourself.

Two words……………Shut the Hell Up……….

Whatever

Rant #48

Rolla in NOLA
Sunday, February 14, 2010 in: Podcasts

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Looking for a lighter on Bourbon Street….huh?

Why in the hell couldn’t you get run over by a freaking truck? Really dude couldn’t someone have just kicked you in the head a couple of times?

We can promise you that if they knew it was the Master of Blab crawling around they would have started a soccer game………..and you would have been the ball.

Perfect Storm?

You survived…………so much for perfect.

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